If you don't hear from me, I have been pecked to death by a crow...

This is the crow that is sitting on my porch that will not go away. I tried to scare it away by opening the door but then it turned and faced me and looked at me like it was picturing what my eye balls tasted like and I had a flash back of the movie The Birds and so I closed the door and called everyone to tell them good bye! This is for those of you that I did not call..it was nice knowing you! If you find my body without eyeballs it is because the crow broke in and ate my eye balls and pecked me to death!
Christa
P.S. it has now moved to the top of the chair